http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/-t1.htm Post your Funny stories, silly jokes, or even a few daft photos, word & picture games or any other enteraining things! Thu, 18 Sep 2008 21:01:19 GMT 10 http://i21.servimg.com/u/f21/11/39/77/35/coturn10.jpg http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/-t1.htm http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/the-idiot-test-t1976.htm sammyboy
http://www.addictinggames.com/theidiottest.html


SAM ]]> Fun & Games Thu, 18 Sep 2008 21:01:19 GMT http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/the-idiot-test-t1976.htm#14159 http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/the-idiot-test-t1976.htm http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/first-time-sex-t1968.htm keef a 13 year old boy goes up to his dad and says: "dad, i've just had sex for the first time" dad says: "well done my son, i am so proud of you, so proud infact i'm going to buy you a new bike, the only problem is, i don't get paid for 3 weeks, so you'll have to have it then" boy says: " oh that's great dad, i don't mind having to wait 3 weeks it, i probably won't be able to sit on the saddle anyway, my bums still sore"!!!!! keef Fun & Games Wed, 17 Sep 2008 16:58:50 GMT http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/first-time-sex-t1968.htm#14108 http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/first-time-sex-t1968.htm http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/learn-chinese-in-5-minutes-t451.htm kenza Learn Chinese in 5 minutes... (You MUST read them out loud) And try not to laugh as you do! 1- That's not right ........................ Sum Ting Wong 2- Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding 3- See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao 4- Stupid Man ............................... Dum Fuk 5- Small Horse .............................. Tai Ni Po Ni 6- Did you go to the beach? ................ Wai Yu So Tan 7- ... Fun & Games Sat, 10 Nov 2007 00:32:58 GMT http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/learn-chinese-in-5-minutes-t451.htm#2924 http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/learn-chinese-in-5-minutes-t451.htm http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/backwards-t1852.htm Ronnie's Quails Hudgellboy = yobllegduh
Ronnie = einnor]]> Fun & Games Mon, 01 Sep 2008 17:04:02 GMT http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/backwards-t1852.htm#13092 http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/backwards-t1852.htm http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/wheres-my-rent-t1742.htm Ronnie's Quails this video is the most funniest thing ive ever seen it has some inapproiate language of a female dog but thats it and its hilarious http://www.bebo.com/FlashBox.jsp?FlashBoxId=4325746479&FlashViewType=Personal&MemberId=5486528156# Fun & Games Thu, 14 Aug 2008 19:02:37 GMT http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/wheres-my-rent-t1742.htm#12067 http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/wheres-my-rent-t1742.htm http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/just-too-good-l-t1735.htm kenza http://www.zug.com/pranks/powerbook/index.html

this by far has got to be one of the best pranks :L]]> Fun & Games Wed, 13 Aug 2008 20:49:06 GMT http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/just-too-good-l-t1735.htm#12016 http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/just-too-good-l-t1735.htm http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/farmer-john-t1562.htm Suz John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called "pullets", and ten roosters, whose job it was to fertilize the eggs. The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time, so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so John could tell from a distance, which rooster was ... Fun & Games Sat, 19 Jul 2008 19:12:44 GMT http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/farmer-john-t1562.htm#10897 http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/farmer-john-t1562.htm http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/tommy-cooper-jokes-t1561.htm Harrie Tommy Cooper jokes. 1 . Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it. 2. Phone answering machine message - '...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key...' 3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, 'Well, I can clearly see you're nuts.' 4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. 5. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet ... Fun & Games Sat, 19 Jul 2008 16:16:51 GMT http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/tommy-cooper-jokes-t1561.htm#10892 http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/tommy-cooper-jokes-t1561.htm http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/simon-s-cat-t1545.htm Harrie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0ffwDYo00Q]]> Fun & Games Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:13:36 GMT http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/simon-s-cat-t1545.htm#10722 http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/simon-s-cat-t1545.htm http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/scarey-mobiles-t1515.htm Harrie


http://sorisomail.com/email/1963/como-fazer-pipocas-com-telemoveis.html]]> Fun & Games Sat, 12 Jul 2008 13:31:15 GMT http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/scarey-mobiles-t1515.htm#10459 http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/scarey-mobiles-t1515.htm http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/funny-bunny-t1500.htm Harrie
http://www.filmdrunk.com/post.phtml?pk=2112]]> Fun & Games Thu, 10 Jul 2008 19:32:42 GMT http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/funny-bunny-t1500.htm#10292 http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/funny-bunny-t1500.htm http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/rules-for-the-wife-t1497.htm Animals4life You women always give us rules from your side...Now its payback time! Rules from man to women: 1. You have enough clothes, dont walk into a clothes shop "to have a look", you know you will buy something with OUR money. 2. Same rule (1) applys for shoes. 3. Dont moan at us when the toilet seat is up, we need it up, you need it down. Do we moan when you leave it down? Your a big girl, work it out! 4. Again for the shopping...its NOT a sport, we wont ever see it that way. ... Fun & Games Thu, 10 Jul 2008 09:43:09 GMT http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/rules-for-the-wife-t1497.htm#10248 http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/rules-for-the-wife-t1497.htm http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/new-ad-t1436.htm Klaire http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siJhUjyIz00
I found it funny....]]> Fun & Games Thu, 03 Jul 2008 17:14:36 GMT http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/new-ad-t1436.htm#9873 http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/new-ad-t1436.htm http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/the-worlds-hardest-gamereally-t1423.htm Ronnie's Quails this game cant be completed

http://slackdaddy.org//node/1443/#hardest]]> Fun & Games Mon, 30 Jun 2008 20:48:36 GMT http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/the-worlds-hardest-gamereally-t1423.htm#9780 http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/the-worlds-hardest-gamereally-t1423.htm http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/stress-reliever-t1044.htm Klaire http://www.counterfeitmini.com/main.swf ]]> Fun & Games Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:25:46 GMT http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/stress-reliever-t1044.htm#6851 http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/stress-reliever-t1044.htm http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/bob-t1379.htm kenza Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really p*ssed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought ... Fun & Games Fri, 20 Jun 2008 23:26:40 GMT http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/bob-t1379.htm#9398 http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/bob-t1379.htm http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/posh-and-becks-t1376.htm kenza Posh and Becks are sitting in front of the television watching the six o'clock news. The main story is a man threatening to jump off the Clifton Suspension Bridge on to the busy road below. Posh turns to Becks and says: "David, I bet you £ 5,000 that he jumps!" to which Beckham replies "£5,000? Done! I bet that he doesn't" So they shake hands on the bet and continue watching. Sure enough, the Man jumps and hits the road below with a loud thud. Beckham takes ... Fun & Games Fri, 20 Jun 2008 16:48:17 GMT http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/posh-and-becks-t1376.htm#9386 http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/posh-and-becks-t1376.htm http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/off-side-rule-for-the-ladies-t1374.htm kenza You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have. The shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses. It would be rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes. The shop assistant remains at the till waiting. Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back ... Fun & Games Fri, 20 Jun 2008 14:16:05 GMT http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/off-side-rule-for-the-ladies-t1374.htm#9371 http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/off-side-rule-for-the-ladies-t1374.htm http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/lil-drummer-t1308.htm Klaire http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RyodnisVvU]]> Fun & Games Mon, 09 Jun 2008 21:49:35 GMT http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/lil-drummer-t1308.htm#8848 http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/lil-drummer-t1308.htm http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/when-i-say-im-broke-im-broke-t1228.htm kenza A little old sweet hearted Aboriginal lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young White Gentle Business Man carrying a Vacuum Cleaner. 'Good morning,' Said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of your precious minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.' 'Go away!' said the old traditional lady. 'I'm broke and haven't got any money!' and she proceeded to close the door without further ... Fun & Games Fri, 23 May 2008 15:33:55 GMT http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/when-i-say-im-broke-im-broke-t1228.htm#8238 http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/when-i-say-im-broke-im-broke-t1228.htm http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/curtain-rods-t1219.htm kenza CURTAIN RODS----PRICELESS She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water. When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited ... Fun & Games Wed, 21 May 2008 11:58:49 GMT http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/curtain-rods-t1219.htm#8191 http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/curtain-rods-t1219.htm http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/rude-parrot-and-taxi-p-t1218.htm kenza David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude. David tried to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of to try and set a good example. Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird and the bird got worse. He shook the bird and the bird got more angry and more rude. Finally ... Fun & Games Wed, 21 May 2008 11:55:16 GMT http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/rude-parrot-and-taxi-p-t1218.htm#8190 http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/rude-parrot-and-taxi-p-t1218.htm http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/gordon-t694.htm kenza Trevor the farmer was in the fertilised egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets' and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilise the eggs. The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so Trevor could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could ... Fun & Games Thu, 24 Jan 2008 22:44:29 GMT http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/gordon-t694.htm#4366 http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/gordon-t694.htm http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/kitty-t838.htm kenza We've all had trouble with our animals, but I don't think anyone can top this one: Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I'm lying. On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway, because the truth was just too darned humiliating. I simply mentioned that I had sustained a head injury, and I hoped I would feel up to coming in the next day. By then, I reasoned, ... Fun & Games Thu, 28 Feb 2008 14:04:45 GMT http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/kitty-t838.htm#5296 http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/kitty-t838.htm http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/another-addictive-game-t1086.htm andoy http://beatthespartans.com/

worth it just to hear Britney scream.]]> Fun & Games Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:40:09 GMT http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/another-addictive-game-t1086.htm#7114 http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/another-addictive-game-t1086.htm http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/talent-t1163.htm Klaire
http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=10308&rtn=main-topten&gpage=1#gallery


24 pictures, skip through]]> Fun & Games Sat, 10 May 2008 20:16:25 GMT http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/talent-t1163.htm#7673 http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/talent-t1163.htm http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/could-this-be-true-t1140.htm Ironsun A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows: Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for ... Fun & Games Tue, 06 May 2008 15:15:41 GMT http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/could-this-be-true-t1140.htm#7523 http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/could-this-be-true-t1140.htm http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/king-of-the-hill-t1047.htm Klaire The terrain is a grassy field, and the hill is about as tall as a regular hill. Nothing special. Here are the rules: 1.The point is to, of course, fight for the hill. You have to be at the top of it to be King. 2.The terrain can be changed, but BE REASONABLE. That means no moving the hill, no putting an unstoppable guard, no making it so people have to guess forever at some password and no making alternate realities. You can put barbed wire around the hill, or hire a guard, but NO GOD-MODDING! ... Fun & Games Fri, 18 Apr 2008 14:14:47 GMT http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/king-of-the-hill-t1047.htm#6871 http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/king-of-the-hill-t1047.htm http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/addictive-game-t1084.htm kenza http://www.tredz.co.uk/Game.asp

Keelan ]]> Fun & Games Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:54:31 GMT http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/addictive-game-t1084.htm#7097 http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/addictive-game-t1084.htm http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/maze-will-it-beat-you-t1067.htm Klaire Lets see who can complete it and who gives in!!! WARNING: Difficult without a mouse! Grrr! http://www.maniacworld.com/maze_game.htm Fun & Games Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:16:15 GMT http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/maze-will-it-beat-you-t1067.htm#7025 http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/maze-will-it-beat-you-t1067.htm http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/this-or-that-t42.htm Suz I think you all know how to play this game (you just choose one between the two words/phrases given below, then you continue the topic by posing a 'this or that?' question, etc.). I'll start the topic off with a 'this or that?'.


Tea or Coffee?]]> Fun & Games Sat, 14 Jul 2007 01:30:11 GMT http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/this-or-that-t42.htm#62 http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/this-or-that-t42.htm http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/tarzan-jane-t1022.htm Suz When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex. 'Tarzan not know sex,' he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said, 'Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree.' Horrified, she said, 'Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly.' She took off her clothes and lay down on the ground. 'Here,' she said. 'You must put it in here.' Tarzan ... Fun & Games Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:02:37 GMT http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/tarzan-jane-t1022.htm#6653 http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/tarzan-jane-t1022.htm http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/passport-search-t996.htm Suz Today I stumbled across a website that stores all your passport information, and any associated personal info, including social security records, National Insurance contributions, and tax details. There is also a section containing your credit history and police record (if applicable), but you need to pay to access that bit. Fortunately you can remove your information by request - but it's very worrying that the information is there and we didn't know about it. I've deleted my familys. ... Fun & Games Fri, 04 Apr 2008 13:36:11 GMT http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/passport-search-t996.htm#6452 http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/passport-search-t996.htm http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/ebay-listing-t970.htm Ironsun
Just seen this, not stopped laughing for a hour.


http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/03/31/ebay_box_sale/


Derek.]]> Fun & Games Sun, 30 Mar 2008 12:43:11 GMT http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/ebay-listing-t970.htm#6276 http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/ebay-listing-t970.htm http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/neverending-a-to-z-of-what-ever-game-t49.htm Suz Easy game you name a subject and run through the alphabet one post for each letter. The person who does Z picks a new subject or passes for someone else. Pass or invent for difficult letters. What can go wrong?

I'll start with an easy one Breeds of Dogs.

Airdale]]> Fun & Games Sat, 14 Jul 2007 15:54:22 GMT http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/neverending-a-to-z-of-what-ever-game-t49.htm#76 http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/neverending-a-to-z-of-what-ever-game-t49.htm http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/question-game-t44.htm Suz Simple rules, one person asks a question, the next person answers and asks another question.
eg.

Person 1 : What did you have for breakfast?

Person 2 : Cornflakes
Where are you going today...?

Questions can be anything

I'll start:

What is your favourite book?]]> Fun & Games Sat, 14 Jul 2007 01:48:38 GMT http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/question-game-t44.htm#64 http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/question-game-t44.htm http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/the-name-game-t39.htm Suz This is called the "Name Game". Now here is how it works: The first person (me) will post a name beginning with the letter A, the next person will post a name beginning with B, and so on. Once we reach Z, we will start at A, but try not to repeat names. This is probably the most idiotic thing I've ever come up with, but I'm bored! Plus I haven't had much sleep looking out for injured quailies! Here's the first name: Adam (my little nephew) Fun & Games Sat, 14 Jul 2007 00:50:35 GMT http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/the-name-game-t39.htm#59 http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/the-name-game-t39.htm http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/rabbit-t837.htm kenza Years ago while lying in my hammock and drinking JD from the bottle I noticed my dog dragging something under the fence. Upon inspection, to my dismay, I realized it was the next door neighbor's 10 year old daughter's rabbit. For years I had watch her come home from school and head straight out to it's cage, free it and play with it in the yard. I knew today would be no different and fearing for our dog, I had to think fast. The rabbit was quite dirty, as if it had put up quite a ... Fun & Games Thu, 28 Feb 2008 13:57:53 GMT http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/rabbit-t837.htm#5295 http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/rabbit-t837.htm http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/chicken-d-t835.htm kenza A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!" "What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating." "This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the woman. "What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked, "What ... Fun & Games Wed, 27 Feb 2008 17:32:41 GMT http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/chicken-d-t835.htm#5283 http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/chicken-d-t835.htm http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/who-is-jack-schitt-t817.htm Suz WHO IS JACK SCHITT For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious ... Fun & Games Fri, 22 Feb 2008 09:18:33 GMT http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/who-is-jack-schitt-t817.htm#5207 http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/who-is-jack-schitt-t817.htm http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/bank-heist-t806.htm kenza Man robs a bank and takes hostages. He asks the first hostage if he saw him rob the bank. Hostage answers "yes." Robber shoots him. He asks the second hostage if he saw him rob the bank. Hostage answers "yes." Robber shoots him. He asks the third hostage if he saw him rob the bank. Hostage answers, "No, but my wife did." Fun & Games Tue, 19 Feb 2008 15:57:53 GMT http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/bank-heist-t806.htm#5143 http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/bank-heist-t806.htm http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/polish-divorce-t789.htm Suz A Polish man moved to the United States and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions. Have you any grounds? Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. I mean what is the foundation of this case? It made of concrete. I ... Fun & Games Mon, 18 Feb 2008 01:19:30 GMT http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/polish-divorce-t789.htm#5075 http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/polish-divorce-t789.htm http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/just-a-thought-t774.htm Gyp
Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum.']]> Fun & Games Fri, 15 Feb 2008 16:04:37 GMT http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/just-a-thought-t774.htm#5008 http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/just-a-thought-t774.htm http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/more-funnies-t756.htm Suz 3 Women ....... Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We! only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!' So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. ... Fun & Games Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:24:24 GMT http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/more-funnies-t756.htm#4900 http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/more-funnies-t756.htm http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/joke-t724.htm Suz A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, DARLING, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE UNITED UTILITIES WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. FINE, THEN THE WIFE ASKS, WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE PROPERLY TO WHICH HE REPLIED, FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES ... Fun & Games Sat, 02 Feb 2008 23:02:36 GMT http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/joke-t724.htm#4560 http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/joke-t724.htm http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/easiest-quiz-t692.htm kenza (Passing requires 4 correct answers) 1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 2) Which country makes Panama hats? 3) From which animal do we get cat gut? 4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? 5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? 6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? 7) What was King George VI's first name? What colour is a purple finch? 9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? ... Fun & Games Thu, 24 Jan 2008 22:39:27 GMT http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/easiest-quiz-t692.htm#4364 http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/easiest-quiz-t692.htm http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/affair-almost-t695.htm kenza A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman." The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?" The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped." The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put a £50 in the poor box" 'The Irishman ... Fun & Games Thu, 24 Jan 2008 22:48:57 GMT http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/affair-almost-t695.htm#4367 http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/affair-almost-t695.htm http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/irish-chimp-dance-lol-t693.htm kenza

http://youtube.com/watch?v=scEgX_CI2P8]]> Fun & Games Thu, 24 Jan 2008 22:41:47 GMT http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/irish-chimp-dance-lol-t693.htm#4365 http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/irish-chimp-dance-lol-t693.htm http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/person-above-you-game-t38.htm Suz How it works... say something about the poster above you.


The person above me ........ Doesn't Exsist]]> Fun & Games Sat, 14 Jul 2007 00:42:32 GMT http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/person-above-you-game-t38.htm#58 http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/person-above-you-game-t38.htm http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/youtube-funnies-t71.htm Suz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7VrgKdcGEY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzRH3iTQPrk]]> Fun & Games Wed, 18 Jul 2007 15:34:32 GMT http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/youtube-funnies-t71.htm#262 http://coturnixcorneruk.forumotion.com/fun-games-f20/youtube-funnies-t71.htm