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a 13 year old boy goes up to his dad and says:
"dad, i've just had sex for the first time"
dad says:
"well done my son, i am so proud of you, so proud infact i'm going to buy you a new bike, the only problem is, i don't get paid for 3 weeks, so you'll have to have it then"
boy says:
" oh that's great dad, i don't mind having to wait 3 weeks it, i probably won't be able to sit on the saddle anyway, my bums still sore"!!!!!
keef
"dad, i've just had sex for the first time"
dad says:
"well done my son, i am so proud of you, so proud infact i'm going to buy you a new bike, the only problem is, i don't get paid for 3 weeks, so you'll have to have it then"
boy says:
" oh that's great dad, i don't mind having to wait 3 weeks it, i probably won't be able to sit on the saddle anyway, my bums still sore"!!!!!
keef

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Re: first time sex!
Thats Disgusting keef lol but so funny but horrible lol i will regret reading that lol.
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Re: first time sex!
Hudgellboy wrote:Thats Disgusting keef lol but so funny but horrible lol i will regret reading that lol.
Ronnie's Quails
Thats why you should stay in the youth section Ronnie ..... I hadn't realised kids still had access to this section, but I'll get that sorted ASAP.
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kenza- Northern Bobwhite

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Re: first time sex!
I don't get it!


andoy- Northern Bobwhite

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Re: first time sex!
Very funny!
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Lol at Andy!

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