Posh and Becks

Posh and Becks are sitting in front of the television watching the six o'clock news.

The main story is a man threatening to jump off the Clifton Suspension Bridge on to the busy road below. Posh turns to Becks and says:

"David, I bet you £ 5,000 that he jumps!" to which Beckham replies "£5,000? Done! I bet that he doesn't"

So they shake hands on the bet and continue watching.

Sure enough, the Man jumps and hits the road below with a loud thud. Beckham takes £5,000 out of his back pocket and hands it to Posh.

But she refuses."I can't take your money, David," she says.

"The truth is, I was cheating. I saw the five o'clock news, so I knew he was going to jump."

"No, babes, fair's fair" says David. "That money is yours fair and square I was cheating just as you were.

I saw the five o'clock news, too. I just didn't think he would do it again."

wicked joke i laughed my socks off