Poultry Joke's

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.

The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face.

The egg, clearly angry, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says,

"Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."

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A Hedgehog and a Chicken waiting to cross the road, The hedgehog say to the to the chicken, How come you always manage to cross without getting squashed?

Chicken replies, Well when you start to cross if you hear a car coming you have two options! First run as fast as you can, or crouch down in the middle of the lane and let the car pass over you!

The hedgehog asks the chicken to demonstrate, to which he agrees! as the chicken crosses the road a car comes round the corner, the chicken runs as fast as he can, safely reaching the other side of the road!

The hedgehog is impressed and as the chicken calls to him from the other side of the road agrees to take his turn and starts to cross the road.

As he does so a car comes around the corner, the hedgehog hearing it come crouches down in the middle of the lane only to be squashed flat as a pancake!

Good lord says the chicken! i never thought i would see another Reliant Robin

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A Lion, A Gorilla and a chicken were discussing fear.
The gorilla said 'When I beat my chest all animals are afraid'
The Lion boasted 'When I roar, animals and humans for miles around are very very scared'
'That's nothing' said the chicken.
'All i have to do is sneeze and the whole world is terrified'

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A man was looking after a parrot for his brother. For several days he was bombarded loudly at all hours by its swearing and noisy intrusions. His warnings to behave were ignored. Eventually, in frustration, he opened its cage, grabbed it, and threw it into his freezer. After five minutes he relented and replaced it on its perch. It was suddenly humble and quiet, looking at him with respect and tearful eyes. In a trembling voice it asked him, "what did that chicken do?"

Those last two jokes got me falling off the chair I love them Suz do you have anymore?

You really shouldn't encourage me Rosie. lol

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road?

A. To see a man lay bricks.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road?

A. To lay it on the line.

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We went to a new chicken place. We asked them how they prepare their chickens.

The waitress said, "We just tell them they're going to die."

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Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Race-Horse?
A. A Hen That Lays Odds.

lol