children writing

>> Children writing about the sea.....
>>
>> 1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.
>> (Kelly age 6)
>>
>> 2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)
>>
>> 3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you
>>don't
>>have sea
>>all round you, you are incontinent. (Wayne age 7)
>>
>> 4) Sharks are ugly & mean, & have big teeth, just like Emily
>> Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)
>>
>> (Billy age
>>
>> 6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, & comes back with
>>crabs.
>> (Millie age 6)
>>
>> 7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to
>> cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the
>> sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said
>> they would be better off eating beans. (William age 7)
>>
>> I like mermaids. They are beautiful, & I like their shiny
>> tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)
>>
>> 9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is
>> always screaming & being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mum,
>>&
>>my big
>>sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write.(Amy
>>age
>>6)
>>
>> 10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric
>>eels
>> can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea
>> where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers.
>> (Christopher age 7)
>>
>> 12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two
>> divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each
>> other. (Becky age