Rules for the wife..

You women always give us rules from your side...Now its payback time!
Rules from man to women:

1. You have enough clothes, dont walk into a clothes shop "to have a look", you know you will buy something with OUR money.

2. Same rule (1) applys for shoes.

3. Dont moan at us when the toilet seat is up, we need it up, you need it down. Do we moan when you leave it down? Your a big girl, work it out!

4. Again for the shopping...its NOT a sport, we wont ever see it that way. Shop online!

5. Dont ask us if you look fat, you might be, we will say yes or no, do you really care?

6. I am in shape! Round IS a shape!

7. Dont cry, thats cruel blackmail.

8. If you want something ask, dont drop hints, they dont work. (Or we will choose to ignore them)

9. When watching the TV we only have 5 answers: Yes, No, Cheeseburger, Sports and Whatever.

10. We dont offer sympathy often, if you have a problem we will fix it, sympathy is what friends are for.

11. What was said 6 months ago dosent matter now, dont bring it up in an argument.

12. If you have had a headache for 12 months, its a problem. See a GP.

13. If you dont want to dress like Victoria's Sectrets girl - we wont act like Soap Opera guys.

14. Everything we say can be taken 2 ways, if it makes you angry, we meant the other way.

15. If you can, say what you want to during ads and commercials.

16. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. And WTF is mauve?

17. What itches is scrathed.

18. If we ask you if you have a problem and you say "no", we will act like there isnt a problem. We know its not the truth but its just not worth the hassle.

19. Always expect an aswer you dont want. If you dont want an answer dont ask.

20. When we go out, anything you wear looks ok. Honestly.

Now, I know tonight I will have to sleep on the couch but we really dont care, its like camping for us!

I've never seen something like this on CCUK

Well done!


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