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Post by keef Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:58 pm

a 13 year old boy goes up to his dad and says:
"dad, i've just had sex for the first time"
dad says:
"well done my son, i am so proud of you, so proud infact i'm going to buy you a new bike, the only problem is, i don't get paid for 3 weeks, so you'll have to have it then"
boy says:
" oh that's great dad, i don't mind having to wait 3 weeks it, i probably won't be able to sit on the saddle anyway, my bums still sore"!!!!!

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Post by Ronnie's Quails Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:18 pm

Thats Disgusting keef lol but so funny but horrible lol i will regret reading that lol.
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Post by Suz Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:24 pm

Hudgellboy wrote:Thats Disgusting keef lol but so funny but horrible lol i will regret reading that lol.
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Thats why you should stay in the youth section Ronnie ..... I hadn't realised kids still had access to this section, but I'll get that sorted ASAP.
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Post by kenza Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:55 pm

Laughing
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Post by andoy Thu Sep 18, 2008 10:40 am

I don't get it! scratch Razz
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Post by Jen88 Thu Sep 18, 2008 5:57 pm

Very funny!
Lol at Andy!
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