christmas joke/poem
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christmas joke/poem
by kenza Sun Dec 09, 2007 3:00 pm
He laid her on the table,
So clean and white and bare.
His forehead wet with, beads of sweat,
He rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and felt her breast.
Then drooling, felt her thigh.
Her skin was wet and all was set
He gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide
He looked inside
All was dark and murky
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms…..
Then stuffed his Christmas turkey.
So clean and white and bare.
His forehead wet with, beads of sweat,
He rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and felt her breast.
Then drooling, felt her thigh.
Her skin was wet and all was set
He gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide
He looked inside
All was dark and murky
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms…..
Then stuffed his Christmas turkey.
kenza- Northern Bobwhite
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Re: christmas joke/poem
by Ironsun Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:42 pm
Hi Kenza,
Is there a missing line on verse two? Derek.
Is there a missing line on verse two? Derek.
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Re: christmas joke/poem
by kenza Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:53 pm
ermm.. not that i know of Derek sorry if it has but thats what i was sent 
Keelan
Keelan
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