KING OF THE HILL

The terrain is a grassy field, and the hill is about as tall as a regular hill. Nothing special. Here are the rules:
1.The point is to, of course, fight for the hill. You have to be at the top of it to be King.
2.The terrain can be changed, but BE REASONABLE. That means no moving the hill, no putting an unstoppable guard, no making it so people have to guess forever at some password and no making alternate realities. You can put barbed wire around the hill, or hire a guard, but NO GOD-MODDING!
3.Don't be a total div. This is meant to be fun, not some place for people to totally take control of. In basic, have fun, but not at the expense of everyone else who wants to.
(Sorry if this has been done before.)


Ok, so with that, I march up the hill, take a seat, I'm now King of the Hill

Emma (woo third person!) scatters some chicks on the hill to distract Claire, and takes over as king of the hill.

Suz tell's Emma that there's a Wii Mario Kart competition being held at the bottom of the hill, 1st, 2nd, 3rd & 4th prize's are Mountain Quails with extra garden space - Emma runs down the hill to enter, leaving Suz to be

Andoy organises Olympic wooden spoon race
thru the hill. MI5 and Chinese secret service clear everything for a 12 mile
radius. Suz is held under anti-terror laws as a potential pro-Tibet sympathiser
because someone has spread the rumour that the Dalai Lama is reincarnated as one of her quail. Andoy
becomes the new despot of the hill and throws a little picnic to celebrate.

Emma spills ink on Andoy's pretty picnic blanket and he rushes off to the drycleaners in tears leaving Emma free to recapture the hill.

Suz decides Emma looks lonely sat on top of the hill by herself, so sets up camp half way up with her laptop so they chat via msn - Emma doesn't realise its just a clever ploy - while Emma is engrossed in witty conversation, Suz stealthily sneaks round behind her, and rolls her down the hill - Suz is once again.

Claire puts on a dog halloween mask and invites Suz to have a webcam convo, she accepts and sees a dog stood near her quails and silkies, she panics, runs down the hill, in the meantime, Claire jumps on her scooter ( ) zooms up the hill and takes her seat. Claire is

Suz impressed with Claire's cunningness, offers her a beautiful house trained white miniature silkie hen chick, on condition she collected it from Aberdeenshire within the hour - Claire accepts the offer. While Claire makes her way up to Scotland, Suz runs up the hill to take her rightful place as of the hill

Claire stands at the bottom of the hill and yells up to Suz "I entered your silkies in a contest....and they won! Come collect your prize!" Suz runs down the hill, meanwhile Claire runs up the hill
"Ha, just kidding"
"MY HILL!"

Andoy wearing feather costume complete with bling diamonte diaper scares Claire from the hill. The despot is king of the hill again.

Suz quite fancies Andoy in his feather & diamante bling get up, so comes up with an indecent proposal for him. Andoy is appalled and terrified by said proposal and flees leaving the bling diaper behind - Suz is once more.

Bron breathes germs all over Suz who collapses and rolls down the hill. Bron is

Keelan in full PPE sneaks up behind Bron and sprays disifectant and sanitiser all around,
Bron panicking runs home to rebuild her germ colony,
Keelan is of the hill

keelan hears a voice from a loud speaker saying there has been a outbreak of anthranx and to clear the area so he doz and phill is of the hill

Keelan gets the news of all clear, but what phillipm doesnt know is Keelan is an expert in telekenesis (is tht spelt right?) and move phillipm to wales
Keelan once again gains the role as
The of the hill

While all the coups were taking place Suz has been busy training guard quail, once there ready she hides them all around the hill where they sit perfectly camouflaged until she's ready to hatch her evil plan. When the time is right she makes her way to visit Keelan, and casually drops into conversation that she has a ticket & back stage pass to see the Honey Monster in concert - Knowing fine well that Keelan is the Honey monsters number one fan. Keelan begs Suz for the ticket and pass in return for his seat on the top of the hill - Suz is

what Suz doesnt know is while she was making her plans Keelan also was making a concoction of his own! POISON FINGERTIPS thats right upon contact Suz's heart beat raises as feathers appear from her skin uncontrolably Suz starts flapping, just that second she hears a male call and off Suz goes
Keelan is the

Meanwhile, Claire's sat nearby and sees Suz, she hops onto her back and they fly to the top of the hill. This scares the crap outta Keelan and off he runs! Claire sits on top of the hill, waits til Suz starts napping sticks her in a bird diaper (but doesn't pull her wings through) and gives her a nudge, off she rolls down the hill. Claire and her silkie hen become .

As Claire falls asleep Keelan sneaks up from behind and bird naps her silkie hen, but wait he leaves a note "if u want to see silkie again she will be at the bottom of the hill near the bin" "PS This is if you want to see her again!" Claire rushes off in such a hurry she looses her footing and tumbles down the hill, leaving Keelan the

whislt i was in wales phill stumbles on the secert location of hogwarts wizzard school and learns some spells , one of which is how to change people into other objects, so he cast a spell and keenza turns into a ball and he rolls down the hill so phill becomes of the hill again :above:

Andoy informs JK Rowling of Phill's the theft of spells from Hogwarts. JK Rowling initiates a lawsuit against Phill. Phill
has to appear in the old Bailey to answer copyright infringement charges. Andoy
becomes despot of the hill again.

while Keelan rolls down the hill, phill failed to read the whole spell (in small print at the bottom) it says not for use outside of hogwarts, and off phill goes to ascaban, andoy see's phill being taken away laughing so much he gets a head rush and goes dizzy resulting in andoy falling down the hill Keelan is

Claire has being building a large army of jumbo quails, together they all march up the hill, slowly advancing on Keelan. They surround him.....pull out a feather....and tickle him!! He falls to the floor with laughter and tumbles down the hill giggling with glee. Claire is !

what claire forgot was to fence her army of jumbo quial in so now they are running everywhare and claire is to busy trying to catch them and phill walks to the top of the hill and becomes again

Except he hasnt walked to the top of the right hill as Bron has messed around with his compass. Bron climbs to the top of the hill and waves to Phil who is on a nearby hill. Bron is